May 2010
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Somewhere in Cupertino
Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos told shareholders that the company has no plan to compete directly with the iPad, choosing instead to focus on “serious readers.”
Haha. Serious readers…in other news, Apple is now the most valuable technology company in the world with a market cap valuation that exceeds that of Microsoft.
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Unsolicited Advice →
I just got the “Let’s Just be Friends” speech. To sum up:
I’m an amazing person (that wants YOU)
But they just don’t want a relationship right now (aka be the giant flirt that they are)
Maybe the timing is off (false hope)
They love spending time with me (then do it instead telling me this)
They’re sorry if their intentions weren’t clear (I thought all “friends” cuddled and slept over and...
You had me at sex tape.
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